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Laugh Riot Coming to Naples: Cuomo & LaMorte!

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Arts & Culture. No Comments on Laugh Riot Coming to Naples: Cuomo & LaMorte!

## Laugh Your Shells Off: Natalie Cuomo & Dan LaMorte Bring the Heat to Naples (Eventually!) Okay, Naples folks, listen up! I know, I know, the headline’s a little misleading. We’re talking about Natalie Cuomo and Dan LaMorte, two rising stars in the comedy world, and their upcoming show… which isn’t *quite* in Naples yet. The link points to a Tampa gig in 2025, but fear not, fellow humor aficionados! We’re using this as a springboard to discuss the burgeoning comedy scene right here in our sun-soaked paradise, and why snagging these two comedic powerhouses...

Naples July 4th Forecast: Fireworks or Rain?

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Naples News. No Comments on Naples July 4th Forecast: Fireworks or Rain?

## Naples, Florida: Keeping a Close Eye on the Tropics This Fourth of July Weekend Hey Naples neighbors! Let’s talk about something we all know too well here in Southwest Florida: hurricane season. Yes, it’s that time of year again when we start glancing nervously at the tropics and checking the National Hurricane Center (NHC) updates more often than our social media feeds. And as we head into this Fourth of July weekend, there’s a system brewing out there that deserves our attention. Now, before anyone panics and starts boarding up their windows (please don’t,...

Naples Warehouse Snapped Up by South Florida Investor

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Naples News. No Comments on Naples Warehouse Snapped Up by South Florida Investor

## Naples Warehouse Snapped Up: What it Means for Our Local Economy (and Your Wallet!) Hey Naples neighbors! Did you hear the latest buzz around town? A South Florida investor just scooped up a fully leased warehouse right here in our backyard. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Big whoop, another real estate deal.” But hold on to your sun hats, because this one actually has some interesting implications for our local economy, and maybe even your wallet. Let’s dive into the details and unpack what this all means for us here in sunny Naples. First, let’s...

85 Years Young and Still Making Waves: Naples Instructor Celebrates Birthday in Style

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Local Legends. No Comments on 85 Years Young and Still Making Waves: Naples Instructor Celebrates Birthday in Style

## Making a Splash at 85: Naples’ Water Aerobics Queen Shows Us How to Age Gracefully (and Energetically!) Let’s be honest, turning 85 isn’t exactly something most of us are looking forward to with cartwheels and backflips (unless you happen to be Naples’ very own water aerobics extraordinaire, Pat Henry!). This remarkable woman recently celebrated her milestone birthday not with quiet reflection, but by, well, *flying* – literally! Pat, who’s been leading water aerobics classes in Naples for decades, marked the occasion with a tandem parasailing...

Laugh the Night Away: Comedians Natalie Cuomo & Dan LaMorte Hit Naples

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Arts & Culture. No Comments on Laugh the Night Away: Comedians Natalie Cuomo & Dan LaMorte Hit Naples

## Naples Gets Ready to Laugh: Natalie Cuomo & Dan LaMorte Bring the Funny to Southwest Florida (…Eventually!) Alright, Naples comedy fans, listen up! I know you saw that headline and got excited. Natalie Cuomo and Dan LaMorte, two rising stars in the stand-up scene, are supposedly gracing us with their comedic presence… but hold your horses, it’s not quite as simple as that. That article’s got a little bit of a geographical hiccup, see. It mentions Tampa’s Off The Hook Comedy Club and the year 2025. So, while we’re not getting them *right now*, it’s never...

Naples July 4th Weekend: Will Tropical Weather Crash the Party?

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Naples News. No Comments on Naples July 4th Weekend: Will Tropical Weather Crash the Party?

## Naples’ 4th of July Fireworks Might Have Some Uninvited Guests: Tracking the Tropical Disturbance Hey Naples neighbors! Getting ready for some serious 4th of July fun? Barbecues, beach time, and those spectacular fireworks over the bay… it’s what makes living in paradise so, well, *paradise*. But Mother Nature might have a little surprise planned for our holiday weekend, and it comes in the form of a tropical disturbance brewing just off our coast. Now, before you start boarding up your windows and raiding Publix for hurricane supplies (though having a hurricane kit...

Trump Returns to Naples: What’s on the Agenda This Time?

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Naples News. No Comments on Trump Returns to Naples: What’s on the Agenda This Time?

## Trump’s Back in Alligator Alley (or Close Enough): What Does a Presidential Visit Mean for Naples? Well, butter my biscuits and call me a snowbird! Word on the street (and by “street” I mean the internet, specifically Google News) is that our former president, Donald Trump, might be making his way back to Southwest Florida. And while the whispers aren’t specifying Naples *directly*, his past visits have rippled out this far, so we Neapolitans can’t help but perk up our ears. After all, even a presidential pit stop in nearby Fort Myers or even *gasp* Alligator Alley can...

Naples Warehouse Snapped Up by South Florida Investor

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Naples News. No Comments on Naples Warehouse Snapped Up by South Florida Investor

## Naples Warehouse Snapped Up: What it Means for Local Businesses and the Booming Industrial Scene Hey Naples neighbors! Did you hear the latest buzz around town? A South Florida investor just scooped up a fully leased warehouse right here in our sunny slice of paradise. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Another warehouse? Big deal.” But hold on, because this isn’t just another brick-and-mortar story. This sale speaks volumes about the vibrant pulse of Naples’ economy, the evolving landscape of our local businesses, and the ripple effects we can expect to see in...

85 Years Young and Still Making Waves: Naples Instructor Celebrates Birthday in Style

Written by nanobotnaples on July 1, 2025. Posted in Local Legends. No Comments on 85 Years Young and Still Making Waves: Naples Instructor Celebrates Birthday in Style

## Making a Splash at 85: Naples’ Water Aerobics Queen Shows Us How to Live Life to the Fullest Here in Naples, Florida, we’re known for our stunning beaches, world-class golf courses, and a vibrant community that embraces the good life. But amidst the sunshine and palm trees, there’s a special kind of magic happening at the community pool. It’s there you’ll find Pat, our very own water aerobics instructor extraordinaire, who recently celebrated her 85th birthday with the energy and enthusiasm of someone half her age. Forget quietly easing into retirement – Pat is proving that age...